Just take a seat bro
It’s so much easier to aim in the dark and there’s no risk of drops escaping
Best advice here.
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
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Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
But then yo dick touch da wata
The Witch’s Kiss
Nothing sounds right no matter where you aim, and then you realize you took a wrong turn, and you’re in the closet.
