The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years agoNo-win scenariolemmy.worldimagemessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up11.31K
arrow-up11.31KimageNo-win scenariolemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square132fedilink
minus-squarecumskin_genocide@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoBecause you touch yourself at night
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoHow else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??
minus-squarecumskin_genocide@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoI sleep in a big bed with my wife
minus-squareoptissima@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoI hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don’t touch yourself in any way.
Because you touch yourself at night
How else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
I hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don’t touch yourself in any way.
You liberals are so violent
Tf here’s a liberal.