God the edible is hitting me so hard I saw this post here and was like “holy shit this is so funny I need to post this to Hexbear immediately”
Many such cases
My edible is also hitting. What does this mean?
It means I’m about to eat the fuck out of this biryani and watch one piece
Godspeed, comrade
Im so incredibly jealous, my favorite indian restaurant is closed rn and I cant get any 😔
imma go down town and find the mushroom chocolate lady. Yall need to get on my level.
I thought this was a sexual thing at first.
you’ve never “found the mushroom chocolate lady”?
A few times, she spit in my mouth once.
Wait, what are we talking about?
This is bait, Germans are annoyingly obsessed with baked goods (or i guess boiled in that case) and ofc you can get bagles here.
The joke is that bagels were invented by Jewish people from Poland and Germany is Nazis. When I google ‘german bagels’, every website and reddit post that I see says that bagels are rare in Germany.
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They originated in that general region from the Jewish populations there living under Euro-imposed apartheid systems. What is currently Poland, Belarus, Czhech Republic, Slovakia, Ukraine, Hungary
Mom said we can’t have any, too spicy.
Nothing brings me closer to heaven than a warm cinnamon bagel with a nice strawberry cream cheese
Emo Philips bit from 1985
Edit: Apparently he was still using it in his routine in the 2010s: https://youtu.be/xywEDvBTzM0?t=156 | https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=xywEDvBTzM0&t=156
Do people here like when they smother lots of cream cheese on? I personally do but know people who get agitated by it.
I make my own at home cause I have vegan cream cheese there. The grocery store near me sells it and it’s actually a buck cheaper than the dairy stuff. However in my bagel ordering days, it never seemed to be just the right amount. It was either like a tablespoon thick or you could see the bread through it thin. You want like 2mm of thickness.id prefer they go with too much cause I can always scrape it off
Vegan cream cheese yeah. And I warm the bagel in the toaster but don’t actually toast it. Turns out great.
big smear small smear just let me make a bagel sandwich for chrissakes
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thank god at least some rules are upheld on ‘people’ saying this bullshit
What did they say? I don’t know how a conversation about cream cheese could get controversial
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Bagels are just a vehicle for cream cheese and other toppings.
