Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.
Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.
It’s literally the cutest expression of joy
Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit
that heavily depends on the farm
Cows aren’t solely feeded grass
How do I force someone to change their username?
Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We’ll be here all week.
Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by “Charlie”.
Why don’t you tell the class what you did to make me change it?
You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored…
It wasn’t just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.
You said you would always be there for me.
It wasn’t just a weeklong bender
Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁
you fucking hippie.
Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!
You said you would always be there for me
And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain
