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dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

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Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    For some reason I imagine shirtless ripped Biden walkinging into the supreme court champer ripping a cig and saying “nothing personal, this is just official presidential business.” Slipping on some brass knucks and charging into a fray of bodies.

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      He’s more likely to slip on the waxed floor and shatter a hip.

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        I’m sure everything at SCOTUS is elderly proof.

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      Which is odd because it’s not at all what he would do.

      What he will do is meekly protest this ruling, maybe say something like “I respect the ruling and the rights of the law” and continue to do nothing.

      Be nice if he could fight fire with fire for once and show the right what they’re setting up.

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      Such cringe. The dude is barely conscious.

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        Not nearly as cringe as the MAGA idiots that have posters of Donald “Diaper” Trump looking like Rambo.

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          It’s all extremely embarrassing.

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            You are indeed.

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      “Presidential business, Jack”

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      He needs to at least impale senators with the American flag.

      https://youtu.be/W8imsr2WmEg?si=-AwvPodkhAWcyF3l

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