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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Basic American etiquette

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    One egg!? I’m sorry is this the USSR?

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      On its own single egg plate. So fancy

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        A real American would put the multiple eggs on top of the bacon

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      Close, but no, this is USSA. You missed by 4 kilometers.

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        Kilomet-🤢

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          For all times, for all people

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        Oh, wow! I am using that in political chats, given our current political climate.

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        11 months ago

        Can you translate that to freedom units 💪?

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      No, this is clearly someone originally from Quebec. Because there, one egg is un ouef.

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      You mean USSA? Well the corruption is comparable.

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        You mean beaurocracy and nepotism? Because in USSR there were no traditional corruption because having money was not enough to get anything you want. Usually there was problem of not having enough stuff to spend money on.

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      Not Our egg!

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      AuthLeft: be fortunate you get the one egg

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