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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

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Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • captain_oni@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Some people don’t understand the difference between a shitpost and a shit post.

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    I don’t know who we’re making fun of so I’m making fun of you.

    • Striker@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Is that why this post had 40 down votes?

      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world
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        No this post had 40 downvotes because it’s not funny. It’s just sensory overload in meme format.

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        It seems pretty clear to me that this is a parody of conservative memes. I suppose many of the downvotes are from people who take it literally or who aren’t sure.

        I don’t know why, but it seems many in this community default to downvoting what they don’t understand instead of ignoring. This isn’t even just for political memes, same thing happened when I posted a bad apple joke.

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    sir this is a wendys

    • Striker@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

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        what thehell are you on

      • cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Look, we’ve been over this… You don’t have to wear the cat ears. Bunny ears are also acceptable.

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    I now know what 4chan meant by “Christard”. 🙄

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    Everything about this post just reads as a drug induced right wing fever dream

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    Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.

    Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.

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      I don’t disagree with you whatsoever…
      I’d however like to also mention that people like “veganteacher” need to stop equating feeding your child some steak to rape…

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    I want whatever OP is smoking

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    Has anyone got Problematic Beer Dog 5 War Edition to run on Linux yet?

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      We used to have Steam and Proton before the alphabet people cancelled them for being too capitalist

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    Wat

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    It doesn’t matter if you can’t eat vegan wood.

    All wood is vegan anyway, it comes from trees, which are plants, not animals. So in that logic, termites are vegan too.

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