I did well at the interview. I produced not one but two different solutions to the test problem that was given to me, with time to spare. Today, I receive an e-mail where they say that they are afraid they can’t provide me with ‘conditions suitable for my level of knowledge and skills’.
How in the world am I supposed to get re-employed if I get rejected from entry-level jobs because of my overcompetence, but don’t have the job experience in the area where I can work long-term for the non-entry-level jobs?
I love crapitalism. /s
I’m sorry, but I am a terrible liar. That will simply not work for me.
You’re gonna have to figure it out if you want to pay for food and rent eventually
Aw, no that’s not what I meant 😭
You can use the hexbear phone repository to give you fake references. When you make your resume - lie. You figured out the two solutions, right? You have the skills and knowledge for better but they’ve arbitrarily decided “oh also you should’ve been in a FAANG the past couple years” or whatever. So lie.
Huh? There is one?
Nevertheless, I don’t have much of a hope in that regard, as I don’t find it likely that there are people from my city here (IDK how I would claim that I worked in another city), let alone ones who would help me with this.
idk if there’s really a phone repository, but my husband and I are happy to lie for any of you ❤️
we just have a small engine repair business, so might have to be creative about how we worked with you - maybe we knew you in another job, maybe you did some consulting, idk
but yeah, anybody who wants a reference, please feel free to DM me
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I am not neurotypical enough to be good at lying. At the very least, lying creatively, i.e. coming up with falsehoods.
I do tell pigs truth, even though they don’t understand me. Pigs are nice and smart, just like all the other cats.
I’m aware. I am still horrible at lying.
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At best I can do omission.