Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up1730
arrow-up1730image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square141fedilink
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·2 年前30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 年前Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive. Source: got snipped.
minus-squareclif@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 年前When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test. Doctor’s orders! 🫡
minus-squareTexMexBazooka@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 年前Lol I was given the same advice. “Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 年前That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
minus-squarefossphi@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前Yeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day. That’s just good science.
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.
Source: got snipped.
When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
Doctor’s orders! 🫡
Lol I was given the same advice.
“Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”
That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
Beat your meat in the missus?
Gotta wait for the clear bill of health
You’re lying. 42 a day is the limit.
Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?
I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
Yeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day.
That’s just good science.