I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It’s hypoallergenic and since it’s made from silicon it’s easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.
Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!
Every single person with a penis has done this at least once but most of us don’t write a book about it
EDIT: this is clearly a class divide and the bourgeoisie are showing their ass in the comments (it has a golden buttplug in it)
cant say ive done this
This is because you are a coward
Funniest thing I’ve read all day
The communists disdain to hide their views and kinks
Too right
Sometimes being normal about sex is one thing i like about left movements.
I can’t imagine what it feels like to embody
That’s right you can’t say it.
You could not waterboard that information out of me.
What? Did I miss the dudes101 class? Was it a fucking group text that I thought was spam? When was I supposed to do such a thing lmao
Lmao y’all are a bunch of couch fuckers
I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It’s hypoallergenic and since it’s made from silicon it’s easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.
Nerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground
btfod did love unto a hillock
Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!
Bourgeois decadence
Counterpoint: chafing is counter-revolutionary
New tagline.
Bro my gock is for slicing and dicing not pounding a couch
nah that’s fucking weird
Death to America
No…
extremely loud incorrect buzzer
Shoot me if I ever do this
I’m not ape brained enough to fuck my couch. Now, a pringles can on the other hand