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minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·2 年前Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired. The mistress of fate fears my calves
minus-squareRuncible [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·2 年前Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 年前I’m fearful of the consequences… And also my calves
minus-squareFinger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·2 年前no more half measures walter
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-22 年前 (but it’s just my leggies)
minus-squareBlockocheese [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·2 年前You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade We need more post material
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 年前Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 年前Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-22 年前The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they’re going to get gay married
minus-squareasante [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 年前keep up the good work comrade
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 年前No I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it’s a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-21 年前deleted by creator
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 年前Got those Flex Mentallo calves. “Hero Of The Beach” more like “Hero of Hexbear”
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?
minus-squareHiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前Gonna be real, I’ve not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison’s work outside of Animal Man.
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前It looks like 90’s coked out fun
minus-squareNoamParenti [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 年前Can you get a treadmill maybe?
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 年前Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen
minus-squareSuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 年前Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling
minus-squaresilent_water [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前they get used to it. don’t listen to their whining.
minus-squaresomeone [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 年前I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It’ll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes
Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves
Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
I’m fearful of the consequences… And also my calves
no more half measures walter
no more calf measures Egon
You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade
We need more post material
Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio
Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh
The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they’re going to get gay married
keep up the good work comrade
Never stop running
No I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it’s a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.
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Got those Flex Mentallo calves.
“Hero Of The Beach” more like “Hero of Hexbear”
Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?
Gonna be real, I’ve not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison’s work outside of Animal Man.
It looks like 90’s coked out fun
Can you get a treadmill maybe?
Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen
Go for more runs
But my leggies hurt!
Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling
they get used to it. don’t listen to their whining.
I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It’ll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.
Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes