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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 年前

Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

www.bbc.com

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Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 年前
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    Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
    The mistress of fate fears my calves

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      Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?

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        I’m fearful of the consequences… And also my calves

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          no more half measures walter

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            no more calf measures Egon

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              oooaaaaaaauhhh (but it’s just my leggies)

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      You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade

      We need more post material

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        Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio

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          Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh

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        The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they’re going to get gay married

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      keep up the good work comrade truss-the-plan

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        rat-salute-2

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      Never stop running rat-salute-2

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        No I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it’s a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.

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      deleted by creator

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      Got those Flex Mentallo calves.

      “Hero Of The Beach” more like “Hero of Hexbear”

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        Flex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?

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          Gonna be real, I’ve not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison’s work outside of Animal Man.

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            It looks like 90’s coked out fun

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      Can you get a treadmill maybe?

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        Then I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen

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      Go for more runs

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        But my leggies hurt! boohoo

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          Your legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling

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          they get used to it. don’t listen to their whining.

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      I eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It’ll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.

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        Lenin rises from the dead and chokes on an Oreo within minutes

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