If only you had paid attention you would know how to summon a president.

    • fjordbasa@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      You want a finger ? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. I’ll get you a finger by this afternoon- with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.