I can whistle at the speed of sound

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.

Muscar@discuss.online · 5 months ago

Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.

dch82@lemmy.zip · 5 months ago

This guy microwaves

meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com · 5 months ago

How many hot pockets do you need?!

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

At least 3.50

meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com · 5 months ago

I would have said somewhere between 2.4 and 6.

Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

I have lightning fast wifi at home

Etterra@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.

Comment105@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.

Eheran@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.