• Zron@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Yeah but his only advice is to harvest the blood of your children to prevent aging.

      Stock market advice? Invest in blood transfusions

      Dating advice? Blood transfusions make you look young and sexy

      High cholesterol? More blood

      Low potassium? More blood

      Too much blood? Weirdly enough, also blood transfusion.