My favorite thing about “Israel has a right to defend itself” is saying that shows you have no understanding of international law and should shut the fuck up on this topic

No, Israel does not have a right to defend itself.

When it comes to Hamas, Israel is an occupying power; The occupied people have a right to defend themselves against the occupier.

When it comes to Iran and Lebanon, Israel is the aggressor, meaning Iran and Lebanon have a right to defend themselves, whereas Israel does not.

I genuinely can’t think of a single time in its history that an action Israel has taken would legally be defined as defense or legal retaliation. They do not, and never have, had a right to defend themselves in conflicts they started.

Let’s do a one state solution - do away with Israel completely

Usually this meme is reversed where the bottom is the bad thing and the top is the good thing. Often in a self-deprecating way.