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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon is eggboy

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Anon is eggboy

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    He’ll be promoted to eggman one day if he keeps up the goo goo g’joob.

    • misty@lemmy.world
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      Heey I got that it’s the beatles thing.

    • aname
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      Sooner or later, he’ll be eggmaster.

      All hail the Eggmaster

    • kamiheku@sopuli.xyz
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      Bravo

    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      The position is currently filled. The eggman = the walrus = Paul.

    • einlander@lemmy.world
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      Then he’ll have to deal with sonic meddling in his plans.

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    Ngl, I did some short order work here and there.

    Cooking eggs is pretty fucking boss. You get in the zone, keep things moving, and you get a dopamine hit from nailing perfect eggs one after another. Flow state + satisfaction for such a low investment in learning curve is nice

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    Love to see those carbon steel pans, but eggboy has overloaded them with oil.

    Those pans are naturally non-stick and you only need a bit of oil in them for a good fry and to keep the non-stickyness. That much oil can make them tacky and will make the eggs crunchy and dry insted of giving them that tasty pan-fried surface finish.

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      This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.

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        When he is ready to hatch, he will become the egg man.

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          Koo-Koo, Katchoo.

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      I always hear about how good they are with anti stick and what not. I have never seen it work. I doubt they are as good and as little effort.

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    Anon is the protagonist from the game Arctic Eggs.

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    So much oil !

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      Those eggs are nearly getting deep fried

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    To the tune of the Flipper theme:

    They call him eggboy, eggboy!

    Master of frying!

    No one you see

    Can cook them as he

    And we know

    Eggboy!

    Lives by a greasy oven

    Frying and lovin

    Lovin his eggggggggs!

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    Anon be working at a Turkish hotel

  • Bianca_0089@lemmy.today
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    He should try singing to them as well

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      Singing in Egglish I see.

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    I found Eggboy’s father!

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