totally a blast to sit in a little box surrounded by other little boxes with angry people in them, me following all the rules and hoping not to get maimed by some drunk or other type of asshole trying to shave 30 seconds off their trip that they enjoy so much.

That’s what my bourgeois pizza slave is for, I don’t drive.

Maybe there really are people who are convinced by cutesy ads that patronizingly talk down to them like they’re little toddlers, but when I see one all it motivates me to do is to find whoever designed it and shoot them

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Car salesman: *enthusiastically pats your head: *

That’s right, who’s a good consumer? Who’s a good consumer?!

or if you prefer to stick to the meme: This good boy can fit so many treats in him!

Amerikkkans can have a little car, as a treat

Having to drive is literally the worst part about having a craving for a treat.

no treat as sweet as the American nightmare.

I fucking hate driving and would never drive again if that was an option, death to driving. If driving is a “treat”, then treats must be destroyed.

Driving is only fun if there’s nobody else on the road so the more cars that are sold the lesser the chance you can have fun driving so actually every car ad is a threat to your drivetreats and you should do a on advertisers to defend your treats.

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It was me and I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!