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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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    I… Kind of think it’s neat

  • Im_old@lemmy.world
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    Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

    But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

    • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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      Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

      • sleen@lemmy.zip
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        True patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫

      • andrewta@lemmy.world
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        You’re just winging it

        While I’m slinging it

    • Plopp@lemmy.world
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      What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

      • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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        From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

        • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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          10 months ago

          wat

        • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

    • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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      Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      Who’s to say it’s not a quick release?

      • Im_old@lemmy.world
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        The fact that there’s no way to open those. The only way to remove them is to untie them from the hair on the head, and I doubt that a good yank it’s a) enough (without ripping out hair!) and b) advisable

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          They could hide a latch in the part hidden by the hair. Would be trivial.

  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    I don’t know why it bothers me that it’s “dead” hair, because effectively nothing has changed. It’s like a pseudo wig that isn’t trying to hide anything, which is super cool

    • derpgon@programming.dev
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      The moment your hair cells leave the pores on the skin of your head, they die. Thud all hair is dead.

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        The moment your hair cells leave the pores on the skin of your head

        Even before that. You pull a hair out, and if that specific hair follicle was still growing you should see a teeny-tiny bulb at the very end. That bulb can be up to a mm beneath the skin. The widest part of that bulb is where the hair cells begin dying and drying out. By the time it shrinks down to the width of the rest of the hair (and long before it emerges from the pore), all the cells in that section are dead. Only the base of the bulb has living, growing hair cells.

        • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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          Wait, I thought hair was made of keratin like nails. It’s made of cells?

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            Are you implying that your fingernails were never cells of your body? How does that work?

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              Well I’ll have to look it up now, but I see it as a substance produced by the body that isn’t made of cells itself. Like any of the other excretions and things the body makes.

              Edit: apparently both your nails and hair are mostly made of keratin, but keratin isn’t produced and excreted to produce the nail and hair structures like a playdough factory like I imagined. Special cells are produced that are primarily keratin and they are added to like a chain and die/harden as they are pushed out from the body.

              • keegomatic@lemmy.world
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                That is absolutely fascinating. I had the same assumption.

              • activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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                Damn, well that is interesting

          • Fubber Nuckin'@lemmy.world
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            I’d guess both are made of cells with lots of keratin in them, though i am making this up as i go.

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        Gross!!!

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          Guys, should we tell him about skin?

          • derpgon@programming.dev
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            You mean the one where your skin cells get replaced every month or so?

            • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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              Or the fact that the entire couple outer layers are dead cells

    • imgcat@lemmy.ml
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      Hairs are never “alive” in the first place. The follicle is.

      • nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br
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        That’s why they used the quotes and said that nothing effectively changed.

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Wireless hair

  • Chris@lemmy.world
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    That’s pretty neat

  • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s really cool

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    Bluetooth hair extensions.

  • ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I don’t know if it’s real or not but I love it

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      I think that’s Anya Taylor-Joy in a gala event.

  • HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee
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    Neat style, I also think its really neat how the shadow falls on her neck. The silhouette is just slightly not the same as the shape, and it looks pretty cool.

  • wabafee@lemmy.world
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    To be fair it kinda looks cool. Though it does reminds me of a door knocker.

  • sramder@lemmy.world
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    When you decide to donate to locks-for-love but realize to late it was your lucky ponytail.

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Now you can cut your hair and keep it too!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I wonder if you’d have to wash it? I guess it’s no different than however people with wigs take care of them.

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        It’s got the benefits of having extensions, but without the benefit of an awkward surprise when somebody tries to run their hands through your hair when making out.

  • beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m pretty sure that’s someone else’s hair (the color and texture don’t quite match) but I don’t care. That’s amazing and genius.

  • Alpha71@lemmy.world
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    …

    I’ll allow it.

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    I’m going to tell myself it’s something really cool like anodized titanium and not just plastic.

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