So, here’s the deal… We’ve all been spelling it wrong for this entire time.
In the Gummyverse, the bears really are bear-sized. They’re legit. You wouldn’t want to fight one, no matter how squishy they look. They’re apex in their domains.
But…
What we have been mistakenly calling gummy “worms” are on another level entirely. They are mystic, ancient, and quite eldritch. If you find yourself in the Gummyverse, you do not want to run into these things. They’re not worms.
They’re wyrms.
you want to move around bouncing and jiggling as to not alert shai’gummud
May its passing feed the earth!
Sugar-hulud
Bless the Maker and His sweetness.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
I must not get diabeetus.
Diabeetus is the mind-killer.
Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.
I will face my insulin injection.
I will let it pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.
Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.
Only Wilford Brimley will remain.
The Spice Drops Must Flow
Sour-Hulud
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Okay now think about the 4ft long gummy snakes
You ever seen tremors?
Dune
Imagine Dune worms except they’re gummy worms
Can we spare a moment to think about this?
thanks for reminding us how stupid those units are.
26 lbs gummy?! RIP your digestive system!
Or…
Buy a pack of regular gummy bears, put them in a jar and force them to watch their god being slowly devoured over the course of a year.
gummyverse
Okay but the pizzas tho
Gummy bears are actually tardigrades
Yep, just avoid the gummiverse
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It’s weird that the documentary never mentioned the giant worms. Conspiracy?
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Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.
May I remind you, they also come in giant size.
I could deal with cat size bears
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Trash
pandasbears
Ok but what about dachshund sized worms?
I’m ready to ditch imperial for this dachshund-based measuring system. And I do not even use imperial.
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Not really, my wiener will be the same size regardless of the measuring system, be it imperial, banana based or dachshund based.
The fallic nature of the worm you just measured in dachshunds, that’s another matter entirely.
I would not be surprised if cat sized bears are less dangerous than cat sized cats.
add sour patch kids and swedish fish into the mix and it gets even weirder
nah tuna are fuckin huge
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