In Texas, it’s easier to vote by mail if you’re in fucking space than if you’re in a black ZIP code.

Maybe Trump will promise to go get them. Maybe he will go up in space himself and we can just leave him up there

Y’know thry always make a big media event about the polls opening at midnight in some podunk New England town that does a symbolic “first ballot of the nation”. Might be fun to make a similar scene for the ISS.

“The off-planet vote is breaking strongly for Harris despite RFK’s residence far outside Earth’s gravitational pull.”

For Robert Kennedy, one assumes, since they had to learn the Earth is flat while rehearsing for the “mission.”

/s The earth is obviously a dodecahedron. Otherwise, water would reflect things like a funhouse mirror.

This is the only way to legally vote by remote electronics in Texas. Must be registered in Harris County. And must be voting from outer space.

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I hope the mailman won’t have any problems returning.

Bring them home!