Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrants

usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · edit-2 2 年前

Fester@lemm.ee · 2 年前

This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.

I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.

katre@programming.dev · 2 年前

And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.

nfh@lemmy.world · 2 年前

You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?

fubo@lemmy.world · 2 年前

There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.

ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip · 2 年前

From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 2 年前

“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”

Yeller_king@reddthat.com · 2 年前

Might have been RFK JR.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?

Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee · edit-2 2 年前

To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved

RubberDuck@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Every accusation …