usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-22 years agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square177fedilinkarrow-up11.23Kcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.23Kexternal-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-22 years agomessage-square177fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83·2 years agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-squarekatre@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 years agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-squarenfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squareArugulaZ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoFrom Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 years agoTo be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
Every accusation …