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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1年前

Yup...i can confirm that

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Yup...i can confirm that

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1年前
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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    handing my friend a screwdriver

    “You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs”

    Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror

    “Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle.”

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      Nah, give me that Fisher Price Baby Screwdriver that’s easy to use and cannot build a space shuttle.

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      -.- you’ve just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….

      -.-

      I think I need to learn new skills…

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      are you sure python is a screwdriver? Its not the all new AI-driven Smart screwdriver that requires an account, wifi connection, and for you to input the name of your project before you can use it?

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        Yes.

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          alright, if python is a regular screwdriver, what is C? a single iron filing?

          edit: I’m starting to doubt any of you have ever used C

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            The bar metal used to make the screwdriver

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            Two sticks you can rub together.

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            screwdriver that’s awkward to hold

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              it has some sharp edges that you can accidentally get cut by

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                when python breaks, it’s just the screwdriver that’s harmed, but if c breaks, there’s a miniscule chance that it could cut you

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