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nzmaa@lemy.lol to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Supportive dad

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Supportive dad

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nzmaa@lemy.lol to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

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      Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts

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        Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”

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          O.O

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          Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”

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        That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

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      “Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”

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        “god meeded to nerf my big ween”

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      😂

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