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nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago

Anon is straight

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Anon is straight

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nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago
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    7 months ago

    What in the 4chan bullshit is this?

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      7 months ago

      Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.

      Basically, Anon is a moron.

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        7 months ago

        Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems

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          Bro it’s the same smh

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        7 months ago

        FB?

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          FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon’s case, he’s a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

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            FWBs get paid?! Why wasn’t I told this?

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              Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What’d you think the benefits were?

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                Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

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                I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should’ve said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I’m “drunk and horny enough” now, Jamie.

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            Ah. Wow.

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      It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.

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        > writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
        > wtf, gay shit is fucking weird

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