• Wogi@lemmy.world
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    If he were a Pentecostal he’d know where to find that woman, she’d be going to the same church he is.

    More than likely he’s exhausted all of his options there.

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            Maybe he needs to find a different church. I’m pretty sure there’s at least one church full of evangelical crazies in his area with a single (probably underage) woman that can be assigned to him by his pastor and forcibly married to him with her parents’ blessings.

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                How on Earth do you get I hate all Christians from “this crazy evangelical needs to find a different crazy evangelical church for his crazy evangelical wife?”

                Or is this a “none of those other sects are true Christians” sort of thing?

                Since you apparently need some very basic clarification: there are plenty of non-crazy non-evangelical Christians I have no problem with. They don’t generally speak in tongues.

                By the way, that insult wasn’t very Christian of you.

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                  You took the fact the guy was Christian and then made an elaborate straw man to mock.

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                    I took the fact that the guy was looking for someone who spoke in tongues and was an anti-vaxxer and deduced that he was a crazy evangelical. I mean did you not even look at the image before you started down this ridiculous road of yours?

                    But do tell me about the non-evangelical sects of Christianity that involve speaking in tongues.

                    Also, shouldn’t you be asking my forgiveness for that insult? I don’t remember Jesus saying you should insult people who say things you don’t like. Sort of the opposite.