rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went “you havent made a list in a while!” are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

  • .Donuts@lemmy.worldEnglish
    25·
    1 month ago

    I get this happen to me too, but honestly it feels like a feature that helps more people than it annoys the rest. Even though I’m among those annoyed

    • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      11·
      1 month ago

      It’s like when customer service call centers have 'longer than average wait times" because of “higher than average call volume” all of the fucking time. If it happens all the time, it ain’t higher than average.

      • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish
        1·
        1 month ago

        The average human being has one breast and one testicle. If you’re closed at night, then all daytime activity is higher than average.