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minus-squareCadenza@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·edit-21 month agoHow can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoWouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 month agoMaybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoLike one specific tree, or I get to pick?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoNah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIt is nice to feel wanted. Okay, I’m in.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoInstructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWell, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
minus-squareAltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agono you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
How can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
You gotta fuck a tree.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience