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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
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    I’d go crazy if I had to sit with a lump under one ass cheek.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      First world problems. “My wallet is so thick that I call it a lump”.

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        My empty wallet is still a lump.

      • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        ? My “wealth” such as it is is 2 credit cards, a debit card, and an id. If you’re carrying around every card you have, you have no plan. Figure out your spending to maximize credit card points. Why would I have my travel credit card with me in the grocery store? I’d have my everyday points card.

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          Don’t you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

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            I love this comment

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            ?

            • raynethackery@lemmy.world
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              If don’t have your travel credit card, you’ll miss out on points while escaping.

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                When did I suggest I was escaping? I’m at the grocery store.

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                  Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

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                    Always. Cash back too

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      Don’t disagree. Small wallet for front pocket is my go to. Just was saying “it makes sense”.

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