Well, Bruce Willis knew he had a degenerative brain disease and wanted to make a lot of money so he wouldn’t end up destitute once he couldn’t act

Steven Seagal still thinks he’s a five-star badass, despite the fact that he was once made to shit himself on the set of a movie

Seagal’s getting on the Bruce Willis “old action movie fuck punching a time card” bandwagon, huh?

Willis at least did his bad action movie arc with a purpose: he knew his brain had an expiry date, and wanted to secure as large a bag as possible before he wouldn’t be able to work anymore.

Steven Seagal is just a wanker.