programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-squaremessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1122
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minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 year agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
minus-squareHomesliceAbe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
minus-squareteft@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoJoe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
minus-squaremisterfenskers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoExcept for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with “crematorium”