Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.

Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 19 days ago

Now your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.

Homer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.net · 19 days ago

Your honor we weren’t selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer!

WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · edit-2 19 days ago

i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them

UlyssesT@hexbear.net · edit-2 17 days ago

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