My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.
What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁
People who run in front of cars get tired.
People who run next to cars get winded.
People who run behind cars get exhausted.
People who ride a bicycle next to cars are too tired. People who ride old bicycles next to cars eating pennies are penny farting.
Men who walk sideways through a turnstile go to bangkok