- how do they get the energy to lay new eggs? or grow into full sized moths? - Wikipedia says they eat enough as caterpillars and do not eat as adults - Can relate: Got really fat during my 20s and now I’m losing it all 👍 - Lots of egg laying? - Just a regular Sunday night, laying eggs - With the boys - We’re duck brothers we don’t lay eggs 
 
 
 
- im on the same exact journey, 31 now and 50 lbs down since may - Keep going 💪 You’re doing great. - hell yeah, feeling great! we’ll get there! 
 
 
 
 
- They get energy from drinking the tears of Dark Souls players who have to fight it as a boss - It’s too bad they didn’t make the Moonlight Butterflies in the Crystal Caves hostile. Imagine the player tears after having to navigate narrow invisible walkways while dodging laser spam. 
 
- They eat nonstop and get fat as caterpillars, then spend most of their energy metamorphosing, and then the rest is for fucking and sucking - So someone who loses a lot of weight and gets really, really slutty as soon as they realize they can? 
 
- I was thinking the same thing. And you got an answer too. Cheers 🥂 - 🥂 
 
 
- Hooman: What is the purpose of life??? - Luna moth: You stupid mammal 
- What letter is the black blob covering? - I think it’s a ‘q’. - Or ‘ra’, it’s a petrol moth. - So say we all! 
 
 
- No idea. Maybe it isn’t even a letter? - I bet it’s a tiny hieroglyph of a penis. 
 
 
- fuck 
- I came, I fucked, I died. - I came, I fucked, I came again, I died. 
 
- Relatable 
- This is somewhat common for various bugs. 
- “Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; 
 Man got to sit and wonder ‘why, why, why?’
 Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
 Man got to tell himself he understand."- Moth just fucks - Seriously cursed species we are. 
 
- Seeing them in person is surreal, they look so amazing up close. 
- if I were this fabulous I also wouldn’t waste precious time eating or shitting when i could be fucking. 
- Aren’t cicadas the same? - Lots of metamorphic bugs do this. Even the ones that eat as adults often die that same year, after 3-20 years as a larva. 
- No, these are moths. 
 
- They get even cooler. When they’re larva they straight up vomit at predators. - As defense mechanisms, larvae emit clicks as a warning and can also regurgitate intestinal contents, confirmed as having a deterrent effect on a variety of predators 
- Could they add a mouth and digestive system through DNA editing? - Probably not, they’re terrible at DNA editing. 
- They do have a mouth, but it’s like our appendix. It doesn’t do anything. - Ok. Still could use some crisper magic to give it some sustenance for a longer life - And then it takes over the world, Sam. Is that what you want to happen? - There are billions of uglier things we could be subjects to 
- The slutterfly shall inherit the world. 
 
 
 
 
- So they just… f*ck off and die. 













