I had a nurse ask: is it on the outside of your ribs? Yes, then you’re good because it’s a normal muscle pain.

So many times I feel bad for the doctor. Worst one I went in and was freaked out, my chest was in pain and I was rushed into see the doc. Few questions later…

Yeah you have heartburn.

Oh. I had never experienced it before, it was just scary and they always say that anything chest related have it checked out! Then anxiety piles on and there you have it, a stupid trip to urgent care.

I’m sorry doc, I wasted your time.

I feel (heart) attacked by this post.

Calm down, Sanford.