Name your species I got it all, I collect road kill like kids collect Pokémon cards.
A whale
You know I thought of that but the logistics might be a little rough. They usually say something when you’re driving around with one strapped to the roof.
Just use dynamite
Use bungee cords
Biden
The trick is leaving something that doesn’t look like it’s been dead for years.
Can you make one of those hoax mermaids
I have a bunch of marine life I could sew onto something else. Are we talking human top or something a little more exotic like an alligator?
Something long on the tail with a short upper half is comedical
Do you think you could get it there without eating it?
No one’s going to question a few chunks bitten off.
One of the dogs featured on the Oval Pawfice twitter account
How about just the person that runs the account. Secret service will be scratching their heads for years.
Much better idea
