$1500 doordash from hooters
You know what, I get hooters. I understand wanting to be served by busty ladies in tight uniforms. I’m only a woman. But why would you ever order take out from a place where the whole point is ogling the staff.
i got dragged to hooters by a bunch of chud coworkers at the worst manual labor job I ever had, and it was embarassing. married guys nearly twice my age trying to hit on women 5 years younger than me. the food was shit. the drive was extremely out of the way and we passed 5 superior joints
we passed 5 superior joints
At least they shared their excellent weed.
Why on God’s green Earth would someone get Hooter’s delivered!?!? I hate the restaurant but it’s like buying alcohol to go from a strip club. Being there is the point!
Many people when I was growing up would joke “I just go there for the wings”.
This man actually does.
We’ll know they touched it!
know who touched what? are you saying you think strippers tend bar?
yes yes consumer choices don’t make you moral/immoral
all i’m saying is that spending 3000 dollars at chilis is a death sentence, okay?
Yeah i’ll argue til I’m plue in the face against “communism is when you don’t have stuff” but some kind of intervention is needed here even before we get to eating at Chikfila.
Btw the tweet he’s quoting was cropped out, he’s replying to a stat about the majority of Nashville workers making under $40k. When I first saw this I assumed “I really find this stat hard to believe” meant he’s surprised he spent $25k on doordash, but nope he’s surprised poor people exist.
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that’s more than double my entire annual income
Where are you from?
I can’t believe no one in this thread mentioned this guy was sued for wage theft of tens of thousands of dollars
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it was in the like 3 other threads about this tweet tho
Oh yeah now definitely :gulag: nail his ass to one or more walls.
how many fucking fast food places are there in the US? you have one callled fat shack???
The list was actually cut off, so there’s more
Wicked Good Sandwiches
Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers
Bojangles’ Chicken 'n Burritos
Captain D’s Seafood Kitchen
Shipley Do-Nuts
Bubbakoo’s Burritos
This is like if that one Japanese baseball simulator generated names for American fast food places
Guarantee you those are ghost kitchens and have some of the worst slop known to man.
Freddy’s is a burger chain, Bojangles is a fried chicken chain, Shipley is a donut chain, and I don’t recognize the others. Mfer isn’t even ordering from a local restaurant, just fucking massive chains
how could you disrespect bojangles like that
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So much of this must be delivery and mileage to be ordering from that many places. Like that’s got to be every place withint a couple of miles.
I am familiar with one of these but I’m not sure how doxxy it’d be to say which
Tag yourself. I’m TATER HEADZ LLC
Dollar General? You can get DoorDash from Dollar General? The exploitative “dollar store” that exists mainly in poor areas where “real” stores don’t want to set up shop?
Probably candy and soda. What do you doordash from a petsmart though?
Less that real storesa don’t want to set up than that the economic collapse in the region got so bad that everything else pulled out or went under, often leaving the various dollar stores as one of the only retailers and sometimes the only food store in the area. Shit’s real bad.
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You have no idea. And most of them have nothing resembling a vegetable on the menu.
In California, there’s literally a burger chain called Fatburger
It’s pretty good
In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I’m not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is
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damn it must be demeaning to order here. “one Fat Slob please!”
they gotta lean into it and add Fat Drunken Dumbass and Fat Divorced Mess
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fat gorbie? Is this a Pizza Hut crossover?
they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
reprogram the nukes to hit this abomination first.chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
When I lived in Philly I would get this from Wawa with buffalo sauce on it like every day lmao.
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Put Salo on the menu and I’m ready to invest in your idea.
Maybe as an appetizer for Naked Lunch?
Very cool to see a server that shitheap dotworld instance defederated from, on all.
I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
This is the moment that I finally realize that the Maoist cult was right all along.
must be fuckin nice
does this guy just not know how to cook?
Some years back I got sucked into the “My executive dysfunction won’t let me do the dishes so I can’t cook” loop and ended up spending some 25k in door dash that year.
I’ve since uninstalled the app, I can’t be trusted. Now I recognize that paper plates can be a disability tool and if I’m having a rough day and can’t handle cooking I just air fry some tofu and call it a day.
I’ve eaten many an air fried tofu block. hell, I’ve eaten many a raw tofu block.
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My environmentally conscious side kept me from using paper or plastic for years until I realized I was doing more damage having delivery in take out 4 nights a week.
Now that I have the OPTION to use paper plates and plasticware it has been significantly easier to make the CHOICE to wash dishes and cook my own food.
or he just have too much disposable income.
At some point we went from Going to Getting. Instead of “going to” a restaurant, you’re “getting” restaurant.
The whole verb of “getting” is obligatory consumerism without enjoyment. It is quintessentially American.
People in the upper class gorge themselves on the exploitation of the workers, and they still hate their lives.
Getting X has more to do with not eating there than specific things about lack of enjoyment. “Going to a Chinese buffet”
"Getting Chinese takeout "
I think you’re reading too much into this.
I think you are a little confused on the meaning here. In this context “getting” just means take-out or something you ordered and will be delivered to your house.
I think you are perhaps lost.
This instance is Hexbear.net, where we all believe that parasitic Western civilization with America at its core is in permanent moral decline, and are often venting about consumerist depravity.
Oh. You are probably right. I had no idea. Carry on then.
Classic blue checkmark shit, it’s nice to spot morons from a mile away like that.
also, slightly off topic here…
it’s maddening the way the fast food industry has been able to sanitize its image to the point where you now have nominally ‘progressive’
peopleamericans insist that there’s no such thing as ‘bad food’ and that’s it’s actually great that we’re clogging our arteries with buckets of addictive greaseYeah first thing I noticed was that nothing he gets delivered should count as food
chick fil AA is chick fill a with twice the religion and shame
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$68.50 on doordash a day? for one person? also i find it hard to believe that someone would be ordering chili’s, applebee’s, and hooters when those are some of the worst quality food and people only go there to sit down
hold up have you even met americans?
i had to do some gig delivery at one point and I can assure you that people are absolutely ordering that shit on the apps. And this was in a large city where you could get pretty much anything you want
i believe you but i seriously question those customers’ judgement. i’ve delivered ubereats/doordash as well and it sent me to those places like 1% of the time, most of what i delivered was Chinese places, five guys, and a local taco place
I dated a girl who told me she spent $600/month on take out and she was on a student’s budget.
Same. Big sushi order 2-4 times a month. Granted they didnt have a car so.
I used to be embarassed about my sushi habit in college and it was like 60$ every 3-4 months. Man, i miss those nights. We were all so young and dumb and horny and sushi was new and cool. We thought we were so cool in our “fancy” thrifted clothes (back when thrifting was cheap) that didn’t really fit, driving beater old cars downtown. It all seems so quaint looking back but at the time it was just amazing being alive.
I still religiously hunt for good sushi and deals for it. Before covid I found a place that still did really good, unique, specialty rolls for $15 and had a happy hour section of also based rolls that were $5. I mean this is a place that still insists on putting asparagus into rolls and it works so fucking well. Good sushi/seafood IMO is one of those foods that money really does make the difference for, compared to steak or cocktails.
Happy hour sushi makes for such a great cheapish date. Ugh I miss dating.
$68.50 in door dash is what, $30 of food at menu price before fees and tip?
Which is still high, a hole in the wall restaurant is usually like 20 dollars per person and I usually tip my old Chinese grandma waitress/cook half that because I love her
The column header says sum of subtotal, I think this is before fees, tax, and tip.
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A lot of people have appalling taste, often just for lack of options or experience. You wouldn’t believe the shit Minnesotans eat on purpose even though they don’t have to.
Bc the overhead on delivery is so high; they couldn’t afford more premium food.
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Like I said in my solo comment I order a lot of slop of doordash and grubhub but lord in heaven WHY would anyone order out Hooters?
Dude probably doesn’t tip on that order and writes in “you got to
and I didn’t, there’s your tip” in the notes, so it’s actually saving money on the order vs other places.oh fuck this is true isn’t it
After reading about the guy going to prison multiple times for wage theft of his employees and how he would Venmo them $0.01 when the asked to get paid…
I know people who order pizza from Chuck-E-Cheese? Who goes there for the food? You go for the weird Star Wars arcade game and the scary animatronics
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Yeah those kinds of places can’t survive when working people have no disposable income. It’s part of what’s driving all the isolation and lonliness. All the free third places are long gone except libraries, and many of the paid third places are collapsing because there isn’t enough disposable income going around to keep them open. People stay home and doomscroll because they already paid for the phone plan and can’t afford to do anything else.
Not intentionally, Chuck E Cheese is a ghost kitchen that sells pizza and stuff under another name.
The ghost kitchen is at least priced competitively with other low-rent pizza joints. Last time I went to a Chuck E Cheese the pizzas were like $10 each and worse than Little Caesars.
the scary animatronics
Last time I went they replaced the scary animatronics with a big LCD screen
Wow that sucks. Do kids know that five nights at freddy’s was based on real places?
If Chuck e Cheese hasn’t done some kind of FNAF crossover event that’d be really surprising to me, literally money on the table.
There’s some meme about getting greasy cardboard in the dirty robot place where the mascot is a rat but I can’t find it.
