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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Please don't call anyone

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • WILSOOON@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    Remove the bread, add a rope instead

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      1 year ago

      Or an extension cord

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        1 year ago

        A male to male one, to be exact

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          Then there’s no reason to have the toaster…

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            It’s the backup plan

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              1 year ago

              What, make some toast if the breaker flips?

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      Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.

      A club size pack of sleeping pills.

      A refill pack of exacto blades.

      And 2 bottles of vodka.

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