The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前Please don't call anyonelemmy.worldimagemessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1871
arrow-up1871imagePlease don't call anyonelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前message-square90fedilink
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前Then there’s no reason to have the toaster…
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前What, make some toast if the breaker flips?
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia. A club size pack of sleeping pills. A refill pack of exacto blades. And 2 bottles of vodka.
Remove the bread, add a rope instead
Or an extension cord
A male to male one, to be exact
Then there’s no reason to have the toaster…
It’s the backup plan
What, make some toast if the breaker flips?
Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.
A club size pack of sleeping pills.
A refill pack of exacto blades.
And 2 bottles of vodka.