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LaughingM0n@beehaw.org to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

If Spez joined Lemmy what would you do?

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If Spez joined Lemmy what would you do?

LaughingM0n@beehaw.org to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • ubergeek77@lemmy.ubergeek77.chat
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    2 years ago

    Find a jailbait community to make him the moderator of

    • netburnr@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      That would require he make a comment in that community first. Currently tle only way to add and remove mods

  • Chris@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Nothing, good for him. Nobody can own the fediverse so he can’t do damage.

    • mrmanager@lemmy.today
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      Big tech will launch platforms trying to do exactly that if it becomes popular enough.

      They won’t own it but it will be like Google search, pretty much a default for the majority of zombies who don’t care that it’s big tech behind it.

      Put a Instagram login on it and one click invite to all Instagram and WhatsApp users and you suddenly have millions of active users.

      Then you continue to monitor what’s being discussed, train some AI on the data that people are providing for you free of charge, and then sell the AI service back to people for a fixed price per month.

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    He seems so obsessed with how people receive him that he’s probably already here somewhere to keep tabs on it. At the very least I like to imagine him paying some assistant to do such for him.

  • SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world
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    Tell him to look at my username

    • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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      Might wanna change that - he just might like it.

      • Mr_Grumpy@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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        So, win-win?

  • fubo@lemmy.world
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    Nothing in particular. Why?

  • FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca
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    Keep him away from anything to do with teenage girls, for one thing.

    (He was a mod on /r/jailbait, in case you don’t get the reference)

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    He probably has. I would join every competitor and alternative I could find. When I was a Buyer for a chain of bike shops I made sure I shopped at every bike shop in the area. Anything less is extremely stupid. Based on his recent history, he’s probably not here, but he should be.

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    He hadn’t even used Reddit for almost a year before the recent AMA. I’m not worried.

  • LinkOpensChest.wav
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    I’d just block his dumbass. He has no power here.

  • tallwookie@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    direct him to beehaw

    • megane-kun@lemmy.world
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      Beehaw didn’t do anything to deserve that! Heck,I wouldn’t inflict Spez on my worst enemy.

  • Ministar@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    What would you do?

    I dont see how him joining lemmy should affect anything I do.

  • Lewistrick@feddit.nl
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    He probably already did.

  • PotjiePig@lemmy.world
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    Nothing. I don’t care.

  • CeruleanRuin
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    Idunno, probably call him a big ol’ poopy face and send him a picture of a toilet or something.

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    If he was smart, he should have one. It’s important for a CEO to understand his competition.

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      If he was smart

      Well, there’s the problem right there.

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