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Shit@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

The first thing Assad saw when he boarded his plane

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The first thing Assad saw when he boarded his plane

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Shit@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    I think that’s after he boarded the plane. The dead cannot call the living after all.

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      You just assume that because they don’t like and therefore don’t call you.

      I on the other hand have the opposite problem and to swap numbers all the time…

      • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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        Maybe keeping up with the meds my doc prescribed me would be the more convenient option but who knows?

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          If its what you love toss the meds and keep clapping ghost cheeks

          • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            That’s exactly what one of those dead f… would say WAIT A MINUTE!

            Crap, have to swap fediverse accounts too now.

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