No poopknife?
No, because it’s poop scissors
Poop hand blender.
The poop bender
Take yourself back to reddit with that talk you Godless heathen.
A single knife is basically sufficient for everything, it is just the system pushing you to buy things you don’t really need.
Chef’s knife + pairing knife will get you through nearly anything.
Plus broadsword for chainmail.
A chef’s knife, a small sharp knife and you’re good IMO.
Where’s the circumcision knife?
In the rabbi’s mouth.
At the doc
Pizza knife WTF? Where’s the sharp disc at?
yeah bring back the infinitely long knife
Bread knife, chef’s knife, steak knifes, butter knives. That’ll cover 99.9% of people
the bread knife is also really good for slicing tomatoes
hth
Don’t leave those bottom two laying out at my house. To my spouse a knife is a knife. Pizza knife to slice bananas? Sure, why the hell not. Bread knife to cut cheddar - done. Drives a neurotic like me nuts.
The red one: Your former master, and your own son’s hand.
Darksaber: Whatever you want, baby.
The knife of equality
Jango Fett wasn’t motherfucker. He just doing his job. Not ethicaly good job but it’s doesn’t make him motherfucker. His client is motherfucker.
If you’re a piece of shit for a living, you’re still a piece of shit. The fact that you have sponsors doesn’t transfer that to another person, it just means there’s more pieces of shit. Being shit isn’t zero sum.
The people who sheepishly say, “nothing personal” are lying to themselves. Not that it’s personal, but that it matters whether or not it’s personal.
