The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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    When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears by a type of parasitic earworm whispered fearfully only in dark circles as “schlagermusik”.

    Once exposed to it, it eats into their brain and gets behind their eyeballs, forcing them to wear manic grins, and tap tables to the weak, incoherent, barely thought out beats drumming mercilessly into what’s left of their soul.

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      Years after leaving the German part of Switzerland I still get A!-tem!-los! in my head out of nowhere sometimes :(

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      When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears

      That’s pretty accurate, actually. Same goes for “Apres Ski”, which is the same but more annoying and sexist.

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        Let him who hath understanding
        Reckon the Month of the Beast
        For it is a Human Month…