These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    3 days ago

    If your the kind of guy who fucks in a car, you can’t afford these couches, nor would you want to,

    DON’T PRESUME MY FINANCIAL STATUS BECAUSE I LIKE FUCKING IN CARS maddened