Eat your heart out Lara Croft.
His Metal Gear Solid code name is Disproportionate Dingo
He’s no Ocelot that’s for sure.
He may have more then 12 shots but he would probably go hide and shit in a barrel if he was ever shot at
This is what we refer to as “a loot drop”
By the time he expends enough delta-v to enter a second floor window, he’ll be out of bullets
Open carry is a wonderful way to get your gun stolen
pull one of those pistols out of his holster from behind and you’re walking home with four new guns and eight new magazines
I’m trying to make a “the cake is a lie” joke butt it’s not working out
How else is someone to infer the approximate size of their genitals?
Someone who knows about guns correct me here, but those four (magazines? clips? bang bang tubes?) aren’t positioned in a place that looks like it’d be comfortable or easy to reach in a rush.
They’re magazines. I’ve never seen someone put a mag reload in their lower back, it looks uncomfortable and awkward to reach but I don’t shoot regularly so.
Ok. This the kind of thing that my dad called “placebo Viagra”, he’s wearing it to feel hard
That or he’s just a clueless dip trying to be tacticool but failing pretty hard.
Our boy in the tactical striped polo is just showing off how flexible his shoulders and elbows are. Guy does reach-behind reloads in one fluid 2 second motion every time.
Get on his level.
Every time this is posted I feel compelled to point out the importance of bringing enough to share with your comrades.
Regular one man army.
Yeah I tactically quad wield my pistols
Excuse me, this is actually maximum drip.
