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Hubi@feddit.org to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 9か月前

Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat

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Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat

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Hubi@feddit.org to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 9か月前
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Aubrey Vanlandingham charged with animal cruelty after reportedly confessing to force-feeding pesticide to goat
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      “best goat”

      Goat Of All Time

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        Rip in peace poisoned goat of all time goat.

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        A GOAT goat, if you will?

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          The best part is that it’s recursive, like GNU.

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      Vanlandingham confessed to police that she deliberately poisoned the goat because she believed the animal’s owner was “a cheater”

      How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous.

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          projection

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        How do you even cheat with a goat?

        Poisoning the opposition goats, I think

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        I’m not saying they’re all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham’s I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there’s more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively)

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        Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind.

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      I severely hope the best goat is the one that commits the most crimes at the fair.

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      Tell me you never attended a rural high school

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      https://showgoatlife.com/

      They have merch

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        Why do I find out about these things just after Christmas? Birthday it is, then!

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