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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1年前

Anon doesn't wash

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Anon doesn't wash

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1年前
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  • superkret@feddit.org
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    Your chicken should already be clean enough when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly and don’t contaminate any surface with its juices.

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      when you unpack it. Just choke it thoroughly

      This is sounding extremely unsanitary

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        Well… you don’t want it flapping around everywhere in your oven now, do you?

        • HM King Charles III DG FD@feddit.uk
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          Why not?

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            Traumatizes the children

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              I thought you said it traumatizes the chicken the first time I read your comment. Lol

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                Probably both… It’s just that the chicken’s trauma won’t last as long…

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