Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to [Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 2 years agoWhats your stupidest joke?message-squaremessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up156
arrow-up156message-squareWhats your stupidest joke?Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to [Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoAfter handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change. The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”
minus-squareYouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoThe Buddhist then pulls a gun out from beneath his robes and points it at the hot dog vendor. The vendor exclaims, ‘I thought all Buddhists were peaceful!’ The monk then says, ‘Every monk carries with him his inner piece.’
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After handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change.
The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”
The Buddhist then pulls a gun out from beneath his robes and points it at the hot dog vendor. The vendor exclaims, ‘I thought all Buddhists were peaceful!’ The monk then says, ‘Every monk carries with him his inner piece.’
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