Why is this guy providing commentary for my life?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve invented a hot dog with all the convience of a corn dog, but still retaining the hot dog experience!

I call it the “hot dog on a stick in a bun”! I’m presenting it to oscar meyer weiner in 20 minutes. I got the idea when the oscar meyer weinermobile crashed into a telephone post, and fell onto the oscar meyer weinermobile.

But it’s like I always say, the best ideas come after you’ve crashed your car from drunk driving…

“Chocolate soap? What was I thinking!”