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Lt. Worf, son of Mogh@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Lt. Worf, son of Mogh@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • TimeNaan@lemmy.world
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    Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?

    • Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca
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      You don’t carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?

      But what if a marine biologist shows up???

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        That’s completely ridiculous.

        I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.

        Which is good because I’ve never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.

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        There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

        Like free cigs apparently

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      Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?

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        They exist. I was married to one.

        edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn’t.

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          Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first

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      You have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.

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    Just the Tiparillo…

  • realitista@lemm.ee
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    Hey babe, want a soggy cig?

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    Why does she have makeup

    HOW does she have makeup

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    Do marine biologists usually scuba dive naked?

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      Yeah

  • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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    I can’t tell if that’s a painting or a picture. If it’s a painting, then that’s amazing artwork for any era, but especially for the era in which it was created. If it’s a photograph then that woman is stunning.

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      It’s a painting, but yes

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