Tell me your favourite Pokémon and I’ll tell you what that says about you.
It’s like astrology, for DWEEEEBS
EDIT: OKAY that’s enough for now. There are too many of you stawp STAWWWP
 - Life of the party. 
 
- I choose Dirt_Owl as my favorite 
- I’m not gonna ask what it means im just gonna post it  - In elementary school I borrowed another kid’s gameboy and spent like 4 hours levelling up this little drip goblin after finding him - Sableye fucks 
 
- My favorite Pokémon is Absol and it’s not because I’m edgy dammit it’s because he was cool in the Jirachi movie when I was like eight  - One day you’ll finish that high fantasy novel, you just gotta get back to it. 
 
- Mr. Mime - You’re a bit weird but the good people in your life will understand that’s what makes you great - Awww that was sweeter than I expected. - I said Mr Mime as a bit, I actually like Cubone. 
 
 
- it’s gotta be slowbro. - Slowbro mentioned. Witnessed 
- You’re the stoner philosopher of the group. You don’t literally have to smoke weed but you give off “high thoughts” vibes. 
 
- THE WALL!!! - THE WALL!!! - THE WALL!!! - NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL !!!  
- deleted by creator - You’re a hot couch guy. People feel at ease around you - deleted by creator 
 
- I’ve always had a soft-spot for this guy. I rarely run him, but he always adds a necessary flavor in the games he appears in. 
 
- deleted by creator - Buizel means you’ve got a competitive streak and you’re very reliable. 
 
- Sneasel. - You have big gremlin energy and you get shit done - Definitely correct on me being a gremlin. 
 
- Sneasel used to be top tier for me, but when gen 4 came out I felt like his evolution ruined him. He was beautiful as is. - I still like Weavile, but Sneasel is peak. Sneasler is an abomination. 
 
 
- No fuck you, I’m gonna answer this question: It’s Ribombee 
- Shuckle. - You don’t take shit from nobody. Not because you’re intimidating, but because you’re just a lil guy. - Oh damn… that hits 
 
 
- unironically rowlet is way up there, couldn’t get myself to finish the gen 7 games but my god is rowlet the best starter they’ve made in a long time. - but spheal is my favorite. just perfect sphere. - I long for the day Decidueye becomes competitively viable. - Spheal means you seem goofy on the outside but will wreck the shit of your enemies. - Fun fact: Decidueye is pronounced Decky-dooey - Do not fact check this just trust me - Seems legit 
- Obligatory Prozd video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOzFab1izbg - I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: 
 
 
- your powers of divination are appropriate for an owl. - i also long for competitive decidueye, my god, what could be. 
 
 
- Haunter - How’s the search for the goth gf going? - I’m too old for them. I like the ones where you can tell they used to be goth but they’re just too tired for it now. 
 
 
- i love Furret - You are highly adaptable to any situation and have great instincts. 
 


















