But your sign says you close at 8 and it’s only 815!!!

One box of MAGNUM condoms

Need help bro?

Imagine being a nerd

Go find it yourself!

Sure thing my man!

walks in opposite direction, begins yelling “HELP”

Where is aisle 14? I can’t count.

“Hey I tried ordering something on your website but it said ‘credit card declined’, can I speak to the manager of your local franchise to have him fix it?”

Xi watching Deng get struck down by Reagan: “Noooooo!!!”

I’m convinced the Libs are being cheeky with the Harry Potter references now, they saw us making fun of them for it and now they’re “owning it”.

The USSR tolerated LotR nerds???

“Comrade Xi, how does collecting all these pictures of Americans anuses further the Revolution?”

“Revolution?”

Xi needs to pay up

gives you his energy

How much they paying? I need a side hustle from my job as a CCP spy.

I guess it’s anecdotal but I’ve seen a lot of people call Lost Highway mid.

You have to accept intensity if you wanna get into Lynch.

I saw that movie on Netflix streaming years ago and didn’t even realize it was a David Lynch film till years later.